I get emails almost everyday now from companies wanting to hire me after seeing my resume on some site like Monster.com or Careerbuilder. However, These are NOT companies I want to work at. They are sales jobs in financial or insurance services.
I get a laugh out of the way they try to snare me in to their web of the Sales-Zone. Here are some of the funny things they say in the emails:
"I think you have many of the qualities we look for..."
"...we hire only the best agent candidates"
"50/50 advertising assistance " WHAT? Only half the time??
This is the BEST one...
" ...we require no upfront investment and actually pay you to get your career started!" Now that is amazing! You pay me to work, WOW!
" First year earnings can range as high as $100,000" YEAH RIGHT
I love these people. They are what make the world go 'round, kind of like centrifugal force.
What Happened?
3 months ago
1 comment:
You hafta get a job where they pay you to work? I want a job where they pay me NOT to work!
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