Old People !?

She says to me, "I have to go to the bathroom so the dog will eat her cookie."

WHAT?!

"Well she is used to me going to the bathroom after I give her a dog biscuit."

So, do you pretend to "go" even when you don't?

"Well, it's her routine..."

Do you sit on the pot?

"Yes, she likes to eat her cookie in there."

Do you drop your pants?

"No, you make it sound like I am crazy!"

[ I can't tell you who this is but you may find out in a MOMent.]