Monday, December 29, 2008
New Years
We stayed home with the cats. We opened gifts, ate sausage rolls, drank champagne, and enjoyed a relaxing day. We cooked a traditional California ham dinner.
For New Years eve, my sister is driving up with her family from San Diego. I can't wait to see my niece and nephew.
I have been waiting to see about another job. I have been offered a position at a wastewater plant, as an operator in training. I am negotiating the salary now. In pay, it is a step back, but within one year I'll be making what I typically make. After two years I can be making much more. It is a path to a line of work I enjoy. I like the problem solving nature and reliability of the job. The only way in is to start at the bottom, but I can quickly, in two years, be making a nice living, even doubling the first years salary.
The negative is the timing of this opportunity. Sarah and I are tight on cash now, and then I choose to change jobs at less than $20 an hr...I am not sure if I'm crazy, but I just can't keep working for this small oil company that is slowing corroding away. I have to change. When I go to work there are the simplest things that make me worry having a job tomorrow. Everything is falling apart at the refinery. I can't get things I need. Everyone around me struggles to solve problems with no resources. The company is on the news often for spilling oil down creeks, etc. This is one of those companies that will be left off of the resume, sadly.
Despite all the negatives, I have had a good experience at the Santa Maria refinery. I learned a lot of things I did not know and met some great people. They keep the refinery going every day with "duct tape and wire" as they say.
Look for me making a transition soon. I am looking forward to a new work environment. I think I've been alone in the lab too long.
Monday, December 22, 2008
Feliz Navidad de Pollo???
I took it inside to see what it could be, since no one sends chicken instead of candy.
To my surprise I did find inside, CHICKEN! I mean LOTS of it.
Feliz Navidad de Pollo!
Saturday, December 20, 2008
Two Cats and a Man
I can't stop the rain, but I can take care of the other two items. Sarah is out of town for the week, so I can do what ever I want!
First, the cats need to be walked. Normally I let them into the back yard for their half hour of play in the yard, just like prison. After the cats got some fresh air, we came inside for dinner.
I spooned out some wet cat food for each of the cats. Since Mommy wasn't home to make up rules like, "Cat's aren't allowed to eat on the counter!" the cats ate in style...
Let's see, now I need something to eat. I took a look in the fridge and freezer and didn't see anything that peaked my interest. Hmm, I did see birthday cake. What would go well with cake? I know, I nice homebrewed English ale. Ahhh, dinner is served...
Now thats a good dinner!
The cats snuggled up while I did some chores around the house.
Tuesday, December 09, 2008
"I Lost My Office!"
The word on the street was that the main offices of our company would be moved from the oil fields to the refinery, where I am. Not exactly welcome to the old timers who like the peace and quiet, but I don't care either way. A new building will be added to the current offices. Part of the plans were to remodel the current administration offices to accommodate the new group. This is were the interesting part is.
Last Friday, a crew showed up and started gutting and tearing the office interior apart. They started in the hallways, and the workers in each office kept working. Soon, the dust from the deconstruction was too much, so they wore dust masks as they worked. We even gave the construction crew dust masks to wear.
Everyone went home Friday night.
Monday Morning was when things went bad! The deconstruction laborers had worked all weekend tearing the place up. My plant supervisor came into the lab were I was working and said, "I lost my office!" I looked at him quizzically. It seems they filled his office with doors, desks, and various parts of the building. Apparently our main office forgot to tell our office workers that they should go on vacation for a week or two during the remodel.
Now if this was me, I might get a little pissed off with someone. If I had no warning that I would not be able to work, then I might have some words to share with someone.
My boss, the plant supervisor, is very different from me, and rightfully so. He has been there thirty years and is only a couple years from retirement. So, he just lets things happen and waits for his retirement.
The office secretary has lost her desk and was seen wondering around the plant today.
The plant supervisor has not been seen since early Monday morning when he lost his office.
Sunday, December 07, 2008
The Week of Surprises
I have two job interviews. I do already have one, but lets say I am looking for more.
My current job leaves a lot to be desired.
I am interviewing for a wastewater plant operator for a city, then the other is a wastewater laboratory analyst, grade 2, with a county.
My current job is one strange place.
I was hired with the title "Chemist", yet I am a materials strength technician more than anything. The job description for the position said "Must have experience with common organic laboratory instruments such as HPLC, GC/MS..."...WHICH THEY HAVE NONE OF! No problem, I like learning new stuff. Of course, I didn't take this job because I was going to make a career of it.
Anyways, I am looking forward to a new job in a new city.
Sunday, November 30, 2008
Married Life
All my life I have been preparing for this horrible transition to married life. As a kid, I learned about marriage by watched the Honeymooners, I love Lucy, Married with Children, and the Cosby Show.
Like any relationship, we each have our roles. These roles can change, and they do constantly.
I have settled into my duties that comes with being a roommate, or in my case, married. Just like a roommate situation, you each have to do certain things to maintain the status quo. We each share many of the daily tasks like dishes and feeding the cats. Some tasks one of us hates, so the other person takes it upon themselves to do that task all the time. We each have started to find our own unique groove.
My "groove" involves certain tasks that I don't mind doing. I commonly find myself doing any fixing of things, moving heavy objects, trash, kitty litter, toilet cleaning, and for some reason, vacuuming. Sarah tends to do the laundry more often than me, cleans the kitchen, and the bathroom counters and mirrors. She also keeps things less cluttered than me. I like large piles of crap scattered throughout the house. She prefers things in their places. I think the piles are their places!
We haven't really talked about all of these jobs we perform independently. When one of us does not perform their usual duties, then the other just takes up the slack. Normally this is not done with much fuss, but we do have our days where I test Sarah's patience with a large pile of clothes on the floor or some other atrocity.
Either way, the things that need to be done get done, by one of us. Sometimes it's as simple as Sarah giving me a subtle hint like, "There is a lot of dirty laundry" or "The light bulb in the bathroom burned out."
Ahhhh....marriage.
Friday, November 28, 2008
The Visitors
It has been a busy week here in the Johnson house. I have been working the oil refinery job every day, but we also have had some guests. A friend, Adil, flew out to visit from Kansas. He was a roommate of mine. He is going to medical school in the Caribbean this January. He wanted to see California, since he never had. It was funny because he is not used to having mountains around, so he was taking pictures of them off in the distance. We went to the beach a couple of times and ate fresh crab, halibut, and other fish. He found a sand dollar. We watched surfers at Pismo Beach. I showed him "real" California things like beaches with "Shark Attack" signs and building that you could die in during an earthquake. See pictures below:
Two days ago, Adil flew back to Kansas as my Dad was driving here from Phoenix. So now my Dad is here. Yesterday we had a classic Thanksgiving dinner that Sarah made. It was great! Today, we went to Solvang, a Danish village near here. I'll put up pictures soon.
Wednesday, November 19, 2008
Fondue, FON"DON'T"!
Maybe you make fondue with wonderfully fresh shredded Gruyere and Emmental cheeses. Maybe you add a nice wine, after taking a sip from the bottle first. Or, maybe you rub a freshly sliced clove of garlic in the bottom of the pan before you add the wine and cheese. Maybe you like a little "Bam" to it and add some Kirsch brandy.
If this is your idea of fondue, then you should hate me. Before you send an angry mob, I too have made the aforementioned fresh ingredients to compose a great fondue.
However I was weak today. I went to the store to buy the cheeses for fondue. They had Gruyere, but no Emmental. Crap, I thought, now what? Then, I saw it, the "BOX."
This box contained all the ingredients for Swiss fondue. It had the cheeses, starch ,wine, and brandy. I thought, "No way, it can't be good, it can't." It said in the lower right hand corner of the box, "Product of Switzerland"...sold. I threw it into the shopping cart and grabbed some bread to go with it.
I got home and threw it together in my recently acquired electric pot. There is probably some fondue rule also about using only flame heaters.
I cooked it up and it was not much different from the norm. In fact, when the daughter of the blog Twelve Two Two Fondue ate my "squeezed out of package" fondue, she said it was an 8 out of 10! In fact, the only real complaint she had was the brandy in it.
I hope my Father-in-Law does not read this...
Saturday, November 15, 2008
Tom's Eclectic Ribs
What actually happened was not so simple...
It all started out well. I patted a little rice vinegar on the ribs to help make the meat receptive to the rub. I rubbed the ribs with salt, pepper, garlic powder, thyme, and who knows what else I threw in there. Finally, I brushed on a light coat of BBQ sauce.
I started up the electric smoker and added the wood chunks. I also turned on the BBQ grill.
First thing, I wanted to sear the ribs on the hot BBQ. I threw them on the grill and got them browning up nicely, when the gas ran out! Crap! Well, they went in the smoker a few minutes early .
The smoker was up to temperature, so I put the ribs in and planned on about 3-4 hours of waiting and chillin'. I went into the house loaded the dishwasher and started it up. I went about my business around the house.
I notice it was quiet in the house about 20 minutes later. I checked the dishwasher. No power to it. I checked the circuit breaker and noticed it had tripped. I reset it then the whooshing sounds of the dishwasher started up again. Ten minutes later, again, the dishwasher was silent. I reset it again and checked the smoker. It was cool, not hot like it should be. Wait a second, it can't be, the smoker and the dishwasher are on the same circuit? Sure enough, the smoker had only smoked hot for about 20 minutes of an hour. The meat needed to be cooked still, so I turned on the oven inside to 300 degrees and when it was heated, I covered the ribs in BBQ sauce and put them in for another hour.
I used 3 "ovens" to cook this one rack of ribs, but let me tell you...mmmmm they were so good that even Sarah, from Texas, thought they were delicious.
The Gifts That Keep on Giving
We use a fancy stainless steel coffee maker every morning. The coffee stays hot for hours after you make it, with no heating coil. When I say hours, I mean four or five.
We use our Noritake dinnerware set everyday.
We got so many gifts, it was unbelievable! I have never used so many nice things in the kitchen. We constantly use so many of these gifts that I am reminded of how much my friends, family, new-family, and my new companion for life, Sarah, mean to me. Thanks.
Friday, November 14, 2008
Some of my accomplishments this week:
1) I found out I look good in coveralls and a hardhat
2) I ate homemade lunches for 5 days in a row
3) I only played solitaire for 10 minutes one day
4) I managed to screw up everything I touched, but I'm still employed
...and finally, I found out how to reuse rubber gloves 5 times before throwing them out (My boss is very frugal)
It was an interesting week. The company's motto is "Working For A Profit." Mine too
Tuesday, November 04, 2008
Orientation Day
I recently took a job with an oil company.
Today was Orientation Day!
I was given an address to a building in the middle of some oil fields.
I pulled up to a yellow gate that appeared locked with the address I was given on it. No sign of life. I sat for a minute to contemplate my options. Was the gate actually unlocked? Should I check? Since I once worked for a pig farm, I knew that many times the gates were to be opened and closed with each vehicle, giving the appearance of it being locked and keep in livestock. I got out and checked the gate. It only appeared to be locked.
So, I drove out into the oil field, closing the gate behind me. I came upon a work truck behind a horse shaped oil pump. Here I met a pump mechanic named Bitter Bob. He pointed to a building behind a storage tank were I should go.
I drove up the muddy road and checked it out. It was locked and again...no sign of life. I checked my watch, 8:55...9:00...9:10...damn, no cell reception. I went to talk to Bitter Bob. He told me that nothing here is done on time. I asked him how he liked working for the company and he said, "They are chicken shit!" He went on to tell my how he was looking for better job and the Mexicans were stealing his tools and lazy. Then he told me that he wasn't going to hurry to fix this pump because everyone else was lazy.
I took off to the main office. They told me they forgot me.
To make a long story short, I went to brunch at Subway and returned for orientation.
A witty British man in a Jaguar met me at the site for orientation. He said, "We're going to do this bloody fast because I have already wasted too much of your time." That he did.
Hydrogen Sulfide gas will kill you. The Coast Guard is now responsible for inland oil spills. We took a walk through the fields and he showed me how the process of oil and gas collection worked.
The last thing the trainer told me was, CYA or Cover Your Ass.
wish me luck
Monday, November 03, 2008
Beach Bum Tom is Dead!
My days of bumming on the beach are over. Today is my last day of "freedom." I got a job. Coming out of retirement is harder than I thought. Now when people ask me what time I am available, I will actually have certain times!
I always loved the spin people put on being jobless. It's embarrassing. My neighbor asks me if I got a job yet. My family, friends, wife, Mother in law, even my cats ask me if I found anything yet.
Some people say, "I'm between jobs" or "I'm self-employed." I prefer the following:
- I am Experimenting with real-time time travel
- Social Network Engineer
- I am waiting for the Cable Guy
- Pro-Bono Video Game Tester
- Cat Whisperer
The phone rang this morning to tell me they accepted my offer and want me to start tomorrow.
I have company orientation tomorrow, then I start work at the plant on Wed. I will be doing laboratory testing and quality control at an oil refinery.
I would go to the beach today, but it is cold and overcast. Maybe I'll go anyways...my last day to beach bum!
Tuesday, October 28, 2008
Pumpkin Carver...Pros
Wednesday, October 22, 2008
West Texas meets Napa Valley
The refinery was small by comparison of the large refineries I have seen in the San Francisco area. I was told that this plant deals with mostly heavy oils, used for asphalt and other road uses. The oil mined from this local basin, Santa Maria Valley, is 60% heavy oils in each barrel. So it makes sense that they work with what is most available. The other 40% goes to another refinery for further refining for fuels, lubricants, etc.
I arrived early to an empty office building adjacent to the plant. Soon a man in a hard hat told me someone would be with me shortly.
I soon met the Boss, the current chemist who was now also overseeing the production side of things and has been spread too thin, cue Me. I talked with the Boss for a while. He like my resume and that I showed up early for the interview. He said a guy he interviewed 2 days before was 30 minutes late and had no practical lab experience.
I met the Boss's boss, the plant manager. He was soft spoken and had been there 30 years. I took a look at the primitive but very clean lab. The Boss showed me some of his new instruments that only lab rats like us would find interesting.
He said he wanted me to work there, and then called the HR person and told them to sign me up. I was given directions to the main office and off I went to fill out some paper work.
"Main Office" was an overstatement to me. I drove down a bumpy dirt road through wine vineyards, two cattle guards with cattle present, and into an oil field. It was like West Texas meets Napa Valley. There were oil pumps running and in the middle was a cluster of mobile homes...the Main Offices. I guess the oil business is a more "temporary" or mobile business...or the owner just doesn't need no fancy buildings.
I went in to the office and met the HR person, with whom I had met before. I met her before at a career show, which is how I found out about the job. At the job fair, she didn't look me in the eye or care if I existed at all. I gave her my resume, signed a "I will give you urine for drug test" form and left. She is the worst HR person I have ever met. She doesn't seem to want to be wherever she is. If this is the face of this company, than it's not pretty.
Anyways, I talk to her and she gives me two pieces of paper to fill out. No tax forms or anything else, just a math test and English test. The math was very basic, add, subtract, multiply, and divide. The English was funny. It was all multiple choice. I had to answer simple questions like "Sally do you have the time?" with choices like (a) No, I don't have a dog (b) Yes, it is 2008 or (c) Yes, it is 6:30.
Surprisingly, I did miss some of the questions. I missed 3 or 4 out of 30 of the English questions! It reminds me of the questions new immigrants have to learn that no American knows.
I guess I passed but miss HR didn't tell me. However, She did tell me about the company, "We are an oil company and we, uhmm, we sell oil and stuff. The refinery you will work at does some oil and then uhh sells oil I think." WOW! Now I can tell my friends and family that all I know about this fine company! Oh boy, I hope she is not a sign of the type of people this company hires.
Wish me luck. Miss HR is supposed to call me and tell me when I start. She probably just threw my file in the trash and I'll never hear from them again.
Hey, it's a job.
Tuesday, October 21, 2008
HomeBrew # 4
This is batch number 4 for me in beer making. I have learned a lot about some of the things I can do to improve it, and to ruin it.
Previously, I have been making beer from a Mr. Beer kit. I buy the kit with all the parts I need and the beer is "ok" to drink. I did like some of it, especially when I added a little hops to my last batch.
After some reading and a beer making supply store near me called Doc's Cellar , I now am on the road to great beer, or at least good drinkable stuff. The new way I am trying, is the best simple way to brew beer. it is called extract brewing. The old method took only about an hour from start to the fermentor. this new (to me) method requires at least twice that or two hours in production. It should be worth it. Here is what I did...
Amber Ale: This is a recipe from the now defunct Central Coast Brewery. It has a blend of spicy and floral hop character with a clean finish.
I steeped grains in hot water for 30 minutes (just like tea). These grains impart color and flavor. I took the lid off just for the picture
After removing the grain sack, I added a thick syrup (from the plastic container below), malt extract, to the water. I brought the solution, called wort, to a boil.
Now I added hops, a bittering spice, to the wort and boiled it for 60 minutes. I added a couple of other types of hops at the end of the boil. These are called aroma hops, the type we first smell when we open a beer.
Below is the fermentor container for the beer. On top, a one-way air-lock allows CO2 gas out as it is produced by the yeast.
Below, the fermentor is full and ready for me to add the yeast.
Finally, I take the specific gravity of the wort. This helps me determine when the fermentation is complete and gives an idea of the percent alcohol by volume
Finally, I put the yeast in and put it in a dark cool place for about a week.
After that, I make sure that fermentation is done, then transfer to another container for secondary fermentation. After another week, I'll then bottle the beer, wait a few weeks, then drink it.
Pismo Beach
MontaƱa de Oro State Park
Morro Rock and Bay
My Jeep with some of the cliffs I hiked to in the distance.
A cool rock shaped by the waves.
This "tunnel" was the trail to the surf spot.
The beach and reef area used for surfing.An interesting shore bird that looks for crabs and other things along the beaches.
Thursday, October 16, 2008
High Def and DVR
Well, now I pay more and I like it...the TV will never be the same. Sarah records the programs she likes; I record mine.
Oh man, I watch too much tv. Maybe I should get a job...
Saturday, October 11, 2008
Cold Wave
Wednesday, October 08, 2008
No Air
The locals tell me that it doesn't get hot here often. It is normally from 50 to 70 degrees here. I think its a good time to go to the beach!
Monday, October 06, 2008
Beer, Beach Bums, and a Garden
I took Sarah to school today. I went fishing in San Luis bay near Pismo Beach. I caught nothing. I picked Sarah up. On the ride home, Sarah said, "Well you are an official beach bum now, since you fished while I went to school." Being married is hard!
For dinner tonight we had a pasta dish with fresh cherry tomatoes from our garden and basil from the neighbor's garden.
Since we have a back yard now, we also have some fresh herbs. We have two giant rosemary plants. Pictured below is the tomato plant and the rosemary bush behind it.
Our back patio...
Saturday, October 04, 2008
Polyclonal Antibodies and Monty Python
I drove through a industrial complex and found the building. An orange cat greeted me on my way in. I filled out some paperwork and waited. The interview was very casual and went well. I asked what the job was and she replied, "Purification and analysis of polyclonal antibodies...conjugation of peptides...siRNAs for mouse, goat, and human..." Uhmm, ok so why was I here again? I have no experience with biochemistry. The interviewer said that I would be trained and I did not need more experience than I already had. Good, since I find it hard to come by. I asked for a tour of the lab. It looked nicely familiar and the dress code was very casual, like the interview.
On the related subject, job hunting, I took the CBEST exam today. It is the nationwide exam for teaching. With a degree and the exam passed, I can substitute teach. To become a full-fledged teacher, I would have to spend one year in school to become California credentialed. I wanted the option of teaching so I would have another source of income, at least until a permanent job opens up.
Anyways, the point is that I took the 4 hour test today. It was not difficult. I would say freshman or sophomore in high school level. The test had three types of tests: Reading/Comprehension, Math, and essay questions.
One of the questions was about a monologue from Monty Python. Have you ever seen the Cheese Shop skit on You tube? [click on the video below to watch it (5 minutes long)]
Seriously, the question showed about 10 lines from it, then asked what I thought the customer would do after all this back and forth talk. The next question asked what I thought the purpose of this skit was. These were multiple choice questions, so no thought was actually needed, but it sure made me smile.
The exam took me three and a half hours and I believe I did well. I wont know for four weeks.
If I pass and become a substitute teacher, the first thing I will do is show the Cheese Shop skit and say this is all you need to learn today and then walk out.
Thursday, October 02, 2008
My Precious
I searched and searched for the same ring, but to no avail. I originally got my ring at Shane Company in Roseville, CA. I went back to Shane Co. and they did not have one. When I asked if they could order me one, they said they didn't know where or how to. I left frustrated. A couple days later, after searching for a similar ring, I had to vent my frustrations to someone. I went to the Shane Co. web site and submitted a complaint about the way they keep track of inventory regarding reordering a ring they sold.
Later that day, I received a phone call from Shane Co. They wanted to know what happened and how they can fix it. So I told them I needed a ring I lost and they said they would figure it out. They did. The manager of the Roseville store called me and said he is having the ring made for me. That's it. I have my ring again.
Monday, September 29, 2008
Sarah's 25th Birthday!
(It looks like the cat made it doesn't it?)
I then, trimmed the edges and took to frosting the entire cake with the remaining chocolate fudge frosting.
I added some decorative icing to it, then some candles...
I will post pictures of our celebration later tonight.
Happy Birthday Sarah!